Преди малко направих една пародийка на Umbrella
Hard cock in my hand
Let it rain, I dehydrate from the wank
Your butt's hardly spanked
When the stress comes, she cries a river
She cuts more than ever
No emo is better, You know me,
an anti-emo organisation, for decapitation. Stacked undies for the rainy day
Gay, Iron Maiden is back with little Ms. Manson
Nigganna where you at?
[Nigganna]
You have my smelly fart
And we'll never be worlds apart
May be in magazines
But you'll still be my star
Baby cause I'm so dark
I'm hiding naked in the park
That's why when I see you there
with you my tits I'll share
Because
[Chorus]
When the sun shines, we’ll fry together
Told you I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be a friend
Never took a bath I'ma stink till the end
Now that it's raining more than ever
Know that we'll still wash up each other
You can stand under my umbrella
You can stand under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)
These fancy eggs, will never get between my legs
You're ending up my virginity, here for Infinity
When the war has took it's part
When the world has dealt it's cards
If the cock is hard, oh brother, you'll wank so hard
Because
[Chorus]
When the sun shines, me frying - never
I lied you about being here forever
Said I'll always be a friend
Took a bath I'm not stinking 'till the end
Now that it's raining more than ever
Know that you can still wash up - it's better
You can't stand under my umbrella
Heard you had buttsex with Cinderella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
buttsex with Cinderella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
buttsex with Cinderella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
buttsex with Cinderella
(Ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)
You can run into my arms
It's okay don't be alarmed
Come into me
There's no distance in between our love
So go on and let the rain pour
I'll be all you need and more
Because
[Chorus]
When I eat meatballs, I'm getting fatter
Onion soup makes my breath smell better
My manager thinks that's the healthiest diet
Since he saw me last time he's become so quiet
Now that I'm eating more than ever
Know that we can still eat spaghetti together
We can eat under my umbrella
We can eat under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)
It's raining
Ooh baby it's raining
Baby don't enter me
It's not meant to be
It's raining
Oh baby it's raining
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