It was a cold and cloudy day at the beginning of the winter. The terrorist forces were constantly attacking the peasants and their farms. They needed food to survive in the long winter, and since they were not able to grow food, they took it from the poor farmers. The winter was going to last for about ten years. The Clevers, the most intelligent creatures, said that the winter is as long as the summer. On this particular day, a long, long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, there was a meeting held at the Earth’s biggest city called Nyanda Sentre. In this city the biggest rulers of the three worlds gathered to discuss the terrorist forces and the possible ways of exterminating them. The rulers were Herr Naxx Strangx’xiss from the Moon, Lord Angrah Khalan from Mars and Master Yoda from the Earth.
After long debates the three rulers reached a solution to form a team of four heroes to exterminate all of the terrorists, even though Master Yoda insisted that the terrorists are obsessed by the dark force, and they were to be converted to the light one by priests. The team was to consist of one human from the Earth, one tauren, which is a big bull-like animal standing on two feet, from Mars, one undead from the Moon and one plasma golem from the sun. The golem was to be taken by the other three members. On each of the planets there were series of tournaments held in order for the best fighters to be selected. The human was called Anasin Scrapwalker, the tauren – Guruhto Strantar and the undead – Sirious Death. Mister Scrapwalker was capable of fighting extremely well with his lightsaber, while Strantar deals extremely well with heavy weapons like rocket launcher, flamethrower, chainsaw, or cannon. The mage of the team is Mr. Death who can heal his teammates, curse his enemies, rise dead creatures’ skeletons, and also to cast “cold” spells.
The dwarves created a special airship which was capable of delivering the three creatures to the sun and bring them back safely with a huge ball of plasma on board. The ship was powered by a huge nuclear reactor. The ship was not very big because the terrorist could see it on their radars. The ship was called “Fire-dancer One” This was the best spaceship ever made and everybody who saw it was delighted by the dwarves that built it.
The team gathered at the control room of the ship and started their journey to the hottest place in this section of the universe.
“Hey, dhis pleiz iz tuu smol! Culdznt dzey maik da seatz bigga?” said Strantar when he first sat at the cryogen bed but he did not complain more during the journey, mainly because he was in a cryogen sleep as all of the others.
The ship got close to the sun after about a year-long journey and the main computer arose the team from their cryogen sleep and the team quickly started preparing for the fourth member. Strantar was scared from the golem, because fire demolished his family’s house when he was a baby-tauren. Sirious Death cast a spell, called “Ice Shield” to protect the ship from the heat and the human took “The Spice” to sharpen his senses and to be able to drive the spaceship exactly where he wanted.
Meanwhile the ship was about two kilometers above the surface and the actual mission was to begin. One little robot was fired from the ship and it went through the sun’s surface. The robot was traveling and filling with plasma. After about thirty seconds it burst out from the sun and the little probe has become enormous. The probe unloaded itself in the “hot” chamber where the golem would be brought to life and kept. The probe was red-white heated and almost destructed but it managed to unload all of the plasma before exploding. The walls of the chamber were very thick and fireproof and the explosion did not do any damage.
The human used his mechanical skills to integrate the latest artificial intelligence microchip (version 1.3.1) in the plasma. Even thought Anasin was able to operate with all types of machinery and to fight extremely well, he often dropped things and this chip was one of these things. The chip was created by “Macrosoft Corporation” who took care that the chip will resist the heat, but it was fragile. This chip gives an object the ability to think on its own. The plasma moved and two hands, head and two legs were formed from it.
“Who are you? My name is Infernal Chaos. Where am I?” these were the first words that came out of the high technology plasma’s mouth.
The team quickly explained the situation to the golem and they were heading to the Earth. The “Quattro Power”, as the team called itself, was playing belote and suddenly Chaos’ cards fell on the floor and his eyes began to sparkle with blood-red color. He saw a map of the ship and he left. The other team members followed him. He was heading to the nuclear reactor room. He crushed the door and entered. He was going to hit the reactor with his hand but he stopped. The microchip finally burned. Sirious was last and did not see that Infernal’s chip burned and the undead cast “Frozen Orb” and the plasma froze instantly. Mr. Chaos’ frozen dead body fell over the reactor and in the next moment the radiation level was seven times the normal. Then there was bright light everywhere. The pain lasted less than a second, and they were all dead.
On the Earth Billy and his mother were walking in a dark street. They were heading home.
“Wow! Mommy, mommy, look – there are the sun and the moon together on the sky.”, said Billy, pointing the bright mushroom that appeared in the space.

П.С. Това съм го писал за домашно преди две години и половина и сега се сетих за него... Та какво мислите за това нещо... И ако не разбирате английски не е нужно да псувате, просто научете езика!

Бих го прочел стига да го преведеш Така нищо не мога да кажа, колкото и да ми се иска да те похваля

- Too much Blizz games / Star Wars / Dune / american non-sense movies
- Неточен английски на места
- Шашнал си даскалката с тоя сюжет, huh

И още много.
Но нищо,ти нали тогава си бил на 10,вярвал си в тия неща

Аз затова не тръгнах да коментирам английския, както правя обикновено, че ще ми окапят пръстите докато изпиша цялата лекция... ;р

E се пак съм бил на 15 годинки, а и трябваше да има мъдрости и дебилии в него, за да може г-жата да го схване... Леле как я намразих тъпата еврейка от американски произход - заради нея ходих при декана по обвинение, че съм фашист/нацист... Леле че беше зле...

П.С. Искате ли да постна и друго произведение от миналите години?

Ти си бавноразвиващ
И то яко

Айде оставете Алминатора на мира де, той е... специален. Има нужда от повече внимание и грижи, трябва да бъде обгръщан от любов, въпреки своите недъзи. Учете се от американците, те точно така третират хората болни от олигофрения.