Форуме, BRAIN Е НАЙ-ГОЛЕМИЯТ!!111

[Морт]

Mamata mi ebaha na taq matematika. A ima I tzifra narod na izpita...

[Маце Борко]

Equilibrium ! ! !

Тая вечер гледах два от най-добрите филма в живота си ! ! !

Е те тоя филм посмъртно нема да разбера къде се крие КОЛОСАЛНОСТТА му.

[Warbringer]

Летните грипове съкват :/

[denik]

ГОГОГО ФЕДЕРЕР!

[Squiggles]

ГОГОГО ФЕДЕРЕР!

Дано падне

[indigo]

News flash: 2012 rule disappeared.
In other news: ш+т=шт again.

[The Chameleon]

Еми крайно време беше да махнат тъпата цензура на 2012.

[Дади]

2012, wohoooo ! XD

Чудя се . . . колко ще им трябва, за да я върнат? :Д

[denik]

Jill Sandwich!

Днеска си направих от мега яките летни сандвичи - филе, топено сирене, домат, сирене и краставица най-отгоре. Хубаво е ако се намери и някоя марулка. Просто нямат равни!!! Няколко такива те държат сит поне половин ден!

[The Chameleon]

Jill Sandwich!

Днеска си направих от мега яките летни сандвичи - филе, топено сирене, домат, сирене и краставица най-отгоре. Хубаво е ако се намери и някоя марулка. Просто нямат равни!!! Няколко такива те държат сит поне половин ден!

По-скоро 2-3 часа, при мен.

[Дади]

Two men waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation. "How'd you die?" the first man asks the second. "I froze to death," says the second. "That's awful," says the first man. "How does it feel to freeze to death?" "It's very uncomfortable at first", says the second man. "You get the shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But eventually, it's a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you're sleeping. How about you, how did you die?" "I had a heart attack," says the first man. "You see, I knew my wife was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom, and found her alone, knitting. I ran down to the basement, but no one was hiding there, either. I ran up to the second floor, but no one was hiding there either. I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died." The second man shakes his head. "That's so ironic," he says. "What do you mean?" asks the first man. "If you had only stopped to look in the freezer, we'd both still be alive."

хъхъхъхъ

[The Chameleon]

След като имам 2-ка на тоя шибан изпит, поне да бях отишъл да се напия след Бункасая, ташака е ПЪЛЕН !!!

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Morgul - 2001 - Sketch Of Supposed Murderer\Morgul - 04 - Machine.mp3

[Till.Lindemann]

аве
имаме ли още шанс за световно?

[Аз]

Мда. Ама мислиш ли, че това помага?

ЕДИТ: Отивам да се разгембя пак. Времето - мн яко, мн!

[indigo]

След като имам 2-ка на тоя шибан изпит, поне да бях отишъл да се напия след Бункасая, ташака е ПЪЛЕН !!!

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Morgul - 2001 - Sketch Of Supposed Murderer\Morgul - 04 - Machine.mp3

А аз моя го проспах, след като учих от 2 до 6 нощес и реших да си легна "малко да ми починат очите". Събудих се в 11, изпита свършва 11:10..........................

Добрата новина е, че е бил безбожно труден и ще вървя по утъпкана пътека към поправката наесен ;р
Националите ни, както често се случва, ще гледат световното по телевизията.

~~~Iron Maiden - Educated Fool

[Admiral General Hurf]

Two men waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation. "How'd you die?" the first man asks the second. "I froze to death," says the second. "That's awful," says the first man. "How does it feel to freeze to death?" "It's very uncomfortable at first", says the second man. "You get the shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But eventually, it's a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you're sleeping. How about you, how did you die?" "I had a heart attack," says the first man. "You see, I knew my wife was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom, and found her alone, knitting. I ran down to the basement, but no one was hiding there, either. I ran up to the second floor, but no one was hiding there either. I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died." The second man shakes his head. "That's so ironic," he says. "What do you mean?" asks the first man. "If you had only stopped to look in the freezer, we'd both still be alive."

хъхъхъхъ

LO, bloody L!

[The Chameleon]

Nicotine, valium, vicodin, marijuana, ecstasy and alcohol. Cocaine.

[Steel]

Heinrich Himmler walks through Auschwitz during the second world war. He walks into the prisoner barracks, where all the Jews are asleep waiting for their demise and he walks up to a little girl. He says "Hi little friend, how old are you?", and she answers "I'll be seven in January.". He smiles gently, and replies "No you won't."

[denik]

...

Не можеш без това място, знаех си аз ШЩ

[Steel]

Не можеш без това място, знаех си аз ШЩ

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