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I've been addicted to Viagra lately.
It's been the hardest three weeks of my life.
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Every time I look at internet porn, I get an annoying pop up.
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My girlfriend made such a joke out of herself the other week on EU election day - she got her slip of paper, went over to the voting box and dropped it in.
Turns out the joke was on me when i found out women do vote after all.
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"If you can't beat em, you're probably French..."
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So here I am in the Internet Cafe with the biggest fucking nigger I've ever seen reading every word I ty
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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.
The librarian says; "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."
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The only thing more disgusting than '2 Girls 1 Cup', is the fact that it gave me an erection.
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I don't blame the priests for shagging choir boys. I blame God for making their asses so sexy and shaggable.
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What's the difference between a clitoris and a golf ball?
A guy will spend 15 minutes looking for a golf ball
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A five-year-old kid goes up to his mam and asks, "Mummy, how do you spell clitoris?"
To which his mam replies, "ask your dad, it was on the tip of his tongue last night."
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