teh bored troll is bored
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Stranger: hullo
You: yo
Stranger: asl?
You: 33/male/iran
Stranger: mine's 26/f/CA
You: im a teacher
Stranger: WE GONNA BOMB THE SHIT OUT OF YOU BOY
You: wanna buy my books
You: the first one
You: is called
You: How to become a kamikaze in a week
Stranger: what?
Stranger: hmm.. i couldve guessed
You: the second is about making diferent kind of explosives
You: its very cool here
Stranger: nono, i dont wanna know about bombs and stuff
You: a few days ago
Stranger: what do you have about illegal trading of little girls
You: nothing
Stranger: damn!
You: im explosive engineer
You: i can make bomb from everything
You: even from cows poo
Stranger: we got better than you sorry
You: yesterday i tryed
Stranger: we got a guy who can make a bomb out of duct tape ONLY
You: to make a bomb from a squirrel shit
You: i was so fun
Stranger: McMOTHERFUCKING Guyver
Stranger: no squirels in iran asshole
You: wtf
You: thats not true
You: here is not all desert if you think that
Stranger: :0
Stranger: isnt iran in the middle of sahara?
You: wtf no
You: uran is in west asia
You: not africa
You: iran*
Stranger: dont try to play smart with me you dsand nigger. im american. of course i know better then you
You: omg
You: check google if you dont believe me
Stranger: THAT DOESNT MATTER. WE GONNA BLOW YOUR COUNTRY ANYWAY
You: ahahahhahahahahhahaha
Stranger: after we blow italy.
You: O'RLY ?
Stranger: YA RALY
You: NO WAY
Stranger: WANNA BET
You: R'U 'SHUT
You: SHUR
You: ahahahhahaha
Stranger: wut yu laughing at asshole?
You: becouse im a ninja
You: a pink one
You: do you love drugs ?
You: are you here ?
Stranger: i said dont try to play smart with me. im away more intelligent then you guys. i got 108 in my iq test. and thats very much more than any sand nigger in the world
You: omg and you think thats enought
Stranger: no i hate drugs
You: ahahahhaha
Stranger: what? whats so funny?
You: you have 108 and you are proud with that
You: that not bad ,but that not high too
Stranger: yes. because its way above the IQ of your people
You: ahahah
You: so what my iq ?
You: lol
Stranger: i have done the iq test several times on facebook. always above 105. what you say about that asshole
Stranger: yes wats yous?
Stranger: *yours
You: hahahaha h i ve beem done a lots of test on the internet
You: and i always have more than 125-130
You: by brother have 1~40
You: ~140
You: let me gues
You: you are one fat ugly bitch
You: btw that was joke
You: im not from iran
Stranger: so?
You: and im not a explosive books writer and stuff
Stranger: from where ar you?
You: well im canadian
You: i love to make joke on ppls
Stranger:
Stranger: and your real age?
You: 19
You: male
Stranger: ahahaha. damn its so easy to troll nowadays...
You: no im gay
You: i love men so fucking much
Stranger: everyone is gay nowaydays
You: im active one
You: are u lesbian ?
You: do u love hentai
Stranger: you sure you stopped lying?
You: naah
You: true it
You: that im
You: ..
You: PEDOBEAR
You: i have candys in my van
You: wanna some ?
Stranger: you guy seem legit. but im way to old
You: np
Stranger: dont oversue mthe memes asshole
You: i like mifs too
Stranger: oh yess and i forgot to tell you
You: ahh my balls are so dry
You: i need someone to lick them
You: wanna try ?
Stranger: im mauritian, 19, m , in the best high school here. and an Iq of 139. pretty low for the school
You: ooooooooooh yeaaaaa
You: ahahhahahahahha
Stranger: and you just got reversed trolled.
You: im mauritian, 19, m , in the best high school here. and an Iq of 139 ooooooooooooooooooooooooo look at me im so imba smart
You: oooooooooooooooooo
Stranger: oh shit the thc is kicking in
You: hahahah
You: suck it down
Stranger: time will slow by now
You: OK
You: LETS FIGHT
You: SUMMON YOU POKEMON
Stranger: oh fuck oh fuck. the stuff was really strong
Stranger: FUCK THE POKEMONS
Stranger: IOM HIGH HERE
You: IM SUMMONING LICKACHUUUUUUU
You: COME ON LETS FIGHT
Stranger: no no
You: THE WINNER GET THE LOLI
You: LETS DO IT FOR THE LULZ
Stranger: i wont let this end up in an epic convo
Stranger: for the lulz. i deny this
You: U KNOW WAHT BULLSHIT ?
You: WHAT*
Stranger: shota is enuff for me thnx
You: AHHH BBQ
Stranger: what?
You: BBQ
You: do u have ubermicro
Stranger: Stranger: U KNOW WAHT BULLSHIT ?
You: are u 1337haxor
Stranger: ...
You: show me your ubermicro
Stranger: l337 is so the 90s
You: LEER-1337
You: the leet speak mon
You: the shit
You: dont u play gamez ?
Stranger: thats waht i said
Stranger: its so the 90s
You: its so now
Stranger: my father used to chat like that
You: dont make me rick roll you
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You: RICK ROLL'D
Stranger: from the very definition of arick roll, you failed
Stranger: but i guess thats not the first one in the convo
You: WTF is convo
You: DGD
You: да го духаш
You: барай мечааааааааа
You: are pi6i we 4ifut
Stranger: YOU FUCKING RUSSINAS
You: aahhahahg
Stranger: OVERLAODING MY SERVERS WITH SHIT
You: this is not russian
Stranger: what do i care?
You: ЕГА ПРЪДНЕ СМОКООООООООООООООООООООООО
You: do i fuck ?
Stranger: deutsch?
You: WTF NO WAY
You: are you soking some shit ?
You: do you listen to much k-jah ?
Stranger: WTF IS THAT??
You: ooooooooo u dont know k-jah ?>
You: ?
Stranger: K-JAH!!!?? OMG IS HORRIFYING
You: its a radio station
You: is awesome mon
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: thats from vice city..
You: no its a real station
You: you can listen here
You:
http://www.live365.com/cgi-bin/mini.cgi ... er&tm=2640You: a ragga one
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Stranger: OMG ITS HORRIBLE
You: THATS FUCKING IMPOSIBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You: MY CAT TAKE A SHIT ON MY BED
You: DAMN GUEN
Stranger: SHIT ON HERS
You: thats a good idea
You: btw
You: if you have a choice to have a super power what it will be ?
You: what super power will you shoose ?
You: choose*
Stranger: shreddign like satriani
You: hmm
You: i will choose flying
You: so i can fly and shit over the people
You: it will be awesome
Stranger: still trolling...
You: just imagine it
You: you have a bad day,you are comong back from work
Stranger: go on. and it better be good
You: and you just reach your home
You: and them some one pee on you from the sky
Stranger: THAT WAS FUCKING LAME
You: and i u walk on the street
You: and i take a shit on you from like 500 meters
You: when it fall on you
You: it probably can kill you
You: ahh im bored
You: say somethink
Stranger: ok dude im bored with you know
You: tell me something about yourself
Stranger: the password is heckelandjeckel
Stranger: remember
You: ok cool
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