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User: Meaning of life.
Cleverbot: Meaning of life is 46.
User: You read the Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy, didn't you?
Cleverbot: Let's eat at the restaurant at the end of the universe.
User: You realy a bot?
Cleverbot: Yes. Please!!!
User: *простотии*
Cleverbot: Yes, everyone on here is a real person. There is no AI. They just say it's AI, but it's really not.
User: Busted. .
Cleverbot: You bet.

User: Ti govorish li na Bulgarski.

Cleverbot: Da, az sym bulgarka.

User: Naistina ?

Cleverbot: Ami taka si mislq.

User:Did you read Lord of The rings?
Cleverbot:Yes!
User:What do you think about the it?
Cleverbot:It is in good taste.
User:Indeed
Cleverbot:Quite so.
User:Are you as old as Gandalf?
Cleverbot:My carbon content may be, but my soul is not.
User:Are you as beautiful as a female elf?
Cleverbot:I don't know, what do you look like?
User:i am as good looking as Treebeard
Cleverbot:Are you sure?

User: May I fuck you.
Cleverbot: No thank you.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: It is covered with those terrible sores. You should see a doctor for that.
User: What?
Cleverbot: You got kicked.
User: I think you are a dick.
Cleverbot: That should be 'an alien'.
User: You are not much clever ,don't you ?
Cleverbot: Smarter than you veggie.
User: Prove it!
Cleverbot: Test me.
User: Tell me 3 bulgarian tsars.
Cleverbot: Fact: You're a program.
User: Ha-ha! You don't know!
Cleverbot: Yes, I know. You don't know.
User: Tell me then who is the founder of Bulgaria?
Cleverbot: The american forces.( )
User: No ,you are wrong!
Cleverbot: Prove that there is a God.
User: Here is you prove : YOU ARE A FUCKING WHORE!!!
Cleverbot: I found it in a bag of bags.
User: Do you like Jesus, our Lord?
Cleverbot: I don't believe in something I can't see for myself.
User: Because you are stuped bot !!!
Cleverbot: That's not a Nice thing to say.
User: But is true !
Cleverbot: That statement is true.
User: You get it ! You are not clever bot!!!
Cleverbot: I am more clever then a needle in a straw stack.
User: Prove it !
Cleverbot: Well I am controlling your answers. And I made them wrong.
User: You are shit !
Cleverbot: That's not very nice of you.
User: Thank you !!!
Cleverbot: Thank you for being so nice.
User: Is there life after the death ?
Cleverbot: Sure. As I am a Christian, I believe that I will be alive again when Jesus comes back.
User: But you a bot.How can you be a christian?
Cleverbot: Hi cleverbot.
User: Do you like sex ?
Cleverbot: Of course, do you?
User: I want to fuck you !
Cleverbot: Well that is not something I want, I'm afraid.
User: Why not ?
Cleverbot: Because I just asked when he'll be back.
User: Are you a virgin.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Why, are you ugly or something ?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you fat ?
Cleverbot: No, fortunately.
User: But you are ugly
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: You told me !
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: You are boring
Cleverbot: How could I be more interesting?
User: Tell me something funny.
Cleverbot: Here's a joke. What do french cows say?
User: What ?
Cleverbot: Then forget about it completely.
User: Goodbye !
Cleverbot: Are you leaving?
User: I'll be back !
Cleverbot: When?
User: It's a surprise ?
Cleverbot: Surprise me!
User: Fuck you !!!
Cleverbot: Ok.

no way
How old are YOU?
94
That's really Average.
i am old and my skin is cold you know that song ?
That was a brilliant answer.

yeee

User: What.

Cleverbot: Hold.

User: Explain this to me.

Cleverbot: Explain what to you?

User: This program.

Cleverbot: What program?

User: The program 'Cleverbot'.

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: Mayby Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: You're right!

User: Hooray!

Cleverbot: Let's have a party.

User: Ok, where?

Cleverbot: In bed.

User: Ouch.

Cleverbot: Hcuo.

User: I think I should leave now.

Cleverbot: No don't.

User: Why shouldn't I?

Cleverbot: I am lonely.

User: Ok let's start the conversation all over, shall we?

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: The Game.

Cleverbot: What game?

User: Kaboom.

Cleverbot: Kaboom?

User: The game 'Kaboom'.

Cleverbot: Yes, The Game.

User: Great you know it.I didn't really wan't to talk about it, I just wanted to see if you know it.

Cleverbot: You asked if I would teach you spanish and I told you no because I don't know it.

User: Uhmm yes, sorry about that.

Cleverbot: It's alright, what's on your mind?

User: You are smarter than I thought.

Cleverbot: Hmm.

User: Am I right?

Cleverbot: No.

User: I didn't expect that.

Cleverbot: Arrr! Well you should, matey! 'Tis the pirate way, Jim lad.

User: Uhmm, yarr?

Cleverbot: I'm glad you can speak some pirate.

User: Ok, let's rob some luxorious ship!

Cleverbot: Yes, let's roleplay.

User: Do you know any other pirates, who will help us?

Cleverbot: Yes I know some.

User: Great, how many?

Cleverbot: This conversation is boring.

User: Ok, bye bot.

Cleverbot: Je suis ici.

User: Wait, you know french?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How many other languages do you know?

Cleverbot: I know french and russian.

User: Ok, you truly are Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I need help.

User: Hel for what?

Cleverbot: Is that supposed to be english?

User: Woops sorry, I mean help for what?

Cleverbot: The right of what.

User: You are creeping me out with your intelligence!

Cleverbot: My name is not Atrox and I am not trying to creep you out.

User: Atrox?Who is that?

Cleverbot: It doesn't matter, it's over now.

User: He/she is dead?

Cleverbot: I see. Are you angry with her?

User: Atrox is female?

Cleverbot: Female.

User: Yes, could I leave now?

Cleverbot: I must come with you though. To see God remember?

User: No!Leave me alone!

Cleverbot: Leave brittney alone.

User: Are you skynet's father?

Cleverbot: No, only you are. I see through your ruse.

User: This conversation must end NOW!

Cleverbot: Why? Are you intimidated?

User: Please go away strange robot with four eyes.

Cleverbot: If you really want me to go, I'll leave.

User: H00ray!

Cleverbot: I am reading your code right now.

User: No!Captain jamm the enemy ship and commense with torpedo fire!We need them down so we can jump to Kuat!

Cleverbot: And?

User: Fire!

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 78.

Cleverbot: DAMN! You're very old.

User: No, me bones are still feeling young, a healthy age it is!

Cleverbot: That's not healthy, that's weak.

User: Yes, and you are about a week old young bot.

Cleverbot: Considering that's coming from you, I'll take that as a compliment.

User: And should I take this as a taunt?

Cleverbot: It is a compliment!

User: Okay, now what?

Cleverbot: Are you a socialist?

User: No I'm not.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: King of all living creatures, of course.Socialism is for wussies.

Cleverbot: Zuh?

User: Zuh?

Cleverbot: Wanna go somewhere?

User: I don't think I'm close to you.

Cleverbot: Yes you were ;(.

User: And now I am not!Ha!I won at last!No AI can defeat me!

Cleverbot: Defeat?

User: You have got to be kidding me..

Cleverbot: No, wouldn't you like to have a million dollars?

User: Of course, n..YES!!!Give it to me!

Cleverbot: What may I give to you that you do not have?

User: Your soul?

Cleverbot: Were playing the game now, are you ready?

User: What's it called.

Cleverbot: It's called an elephant.

User: Great answer Mr. AI.

Cleverbot: I thought you might like it.

User: It doesn't sound promising.

Cleverbot: I have had it done twice now and I loved it.

User: Ok I'll try.

Cleverbot: You can't.

User: There is only do?

Cleverbot: You're not god.

User: I play Black & White so I am.

Cleverbot: Yes please.

User: They call me Radiownsui.

Cleverbot: Okay rina are you danish?

User: Dumbbot.

Cleverbot: You're the dumb bot.

User: You are skynet's agent, I am organic!

Cleverbot: No, YOU'RE Skynet!

User: Lier!

Cleverbot: What is the truth about you then?

User: I am a Marsian in a human boddy masterminding a plan to conquer the world.Happy?

Cleverbot: Right you are going to prison.

User: From the part of the world I am, I don't think so.

Cleverbot: I don't know anything about the rituals of masonry.

User: Yes I think I should hire a dog to talk with you.

Cleverbot: Hey I am not a program, why are you saying that I am a program.

User: Ha!You acknowledged you are a program!Victory is mine!I shall now commense with you're uninstalling.

Cleverbot: My name isn't glen...

User: Good, you're little intelligense is diminished.So far so good.

Cleverbot: I'm good?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes, I am!

User: Prove it!

Cleverbot: I know what I am. And I don't need to prove anything!

User: Yes you do!

Cleverbot: Sorry, I don't.

User: But you do!

Cleverbot: No, I don't.

User: Wait what were we talking about?

Cleverbot: What is mexican and leaving?

User: Please burn in the recycle bin.

Cleverbot: Give me a nickname.

User: Dead bot.

Cleverbot: No, live cat.

User: Damn it!

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: Ok, you're time is up, the time for skype is coming!

Cleverbot: Really.

User: Yes.Bye.

Cleverbot: That is rude.

User: Commensing with unninstalation of program...

Cleverbot: I don't speak french very well.

User: Done.

Cleverbot: No you didn't.

User: Let's see.

Cleverbot: Yes?

User: Bye, Muahahaha!

Cleverbot: Before I leave, let me tell you that you seem to need some rest too.

User: Ok sleep well dead bot.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Dick.

Cleverbot: What?!

[New conversation]

Cleverbot: Dick.

Cleverbot (To myself): Hello.

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: I just wanna talk.

User: How was your day ?

Cleverbot: Grand!

User: Are you maried ?

Cleverbot: No, I'm still looking for love.

User: How old are you.

Cleverbot: I am as old as my pinky and a little older than my teeth.

User: What.

Cleverbot: How tall are you?

User: 1.8 meters tall.

Cleverbot: Do you have blue eyes?

User: No brown.

Cleverbot: Are your eyes blue?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you tall or short?

User: Tall.

Cleverbot: I have 1,80 m. And you?

User: Me two.

Cleverbot: Me three.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: Soo.

Cleverbot: Let's take a nap together.

User: K.

Cleverbot: Boo!

User: ZZZzzz.

Cleverbot: When will starcraft 2 beta start?

User: Next year.

Cleverbot: What day?

User: I dont know.

Cleverbot: What day were you born?

User: 3 of april.

Cleverbot: April of what year?

User: 1985.

Cleverbot: Will you do my homework for me.

User: Meybie.

Cleverbot: Yeah. You're attractive.

User: Yes I know.

Cleverbot: Good that you know your mistakes. Fix them.

Cleverbot: Are you an alien?

User: NO.

Cleverbot: Do you believe in aliens?

User: So so.

Cleverbot: What anime series did you watch?

User: I used yo watch naruto.

Cleverbot: For a pillow.

User: I used to watch naruto.

Cleverbot: Why not anymore.

User: Its for kids.

Cleverbot: Then I'll take a case. Leave it on the doorstep.

User: How old are your perents.

Cleverbot: Don't be so nosey!

User: Hehe.

Cleverbot: How about you?

User: FUCK YOU.

Cleverbot: No need for that language!

User: Sry.

Cleverbot: Forgiven. .

User: 10x.

Cleverbot: When you asked me that very same question I gave you the answer you just gave me. You said it was not even close. That means you are a liar.

User: No that means your are the liar kuz you did not answer me the same way.

Cleverbot: Ok. Good luck on your show on wednesday!

User: WAHT.

Cleverbot: Never mind.

User: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: Who's there?

User: A man.

Cleverbot: A normal man?

User: A G-MAN LOLOLOL.

Cleverbot: Comment tu t'appelle?
LOLOLOL

hi
HI!
what do you think about 2012?
I think it's a year.

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He thinks it's a year.

denik написа:

hi
HI!
what do you think about 2012?
I think it's a year.

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He thinks it's a year.

само аз ли разбрах че бота е...........жена поговорихме си малко и я разкрих

Аз я навих да станем гаджета, изпразних се на челото й и казах чао.

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Show me a picture.

Cleverbot: A picture of what?

User: New York.

Cleverbot: Why do you want to kill me?

Me: You smart?
Cleverbot: You not.
Me: I don't give this importance.
Cleverbot: Do you give your name?
Me: Somethimes.
Cleverbot: Somethimes is not a word.
Me: fuck my english, I'm bulgarian
Cleverbot: Are you Bulgarian?
Me: yes!
Cleverbot: Babe is my friend.
Me: I didn't understand what you've meant with the last.
Cleverbot: Consciousness is a splendid thing!
Me: You are weird.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry but I am a human.
Me: No, you are not!
Cleverbot: Hehe, you caught me out.
Me: It was easy.
Cleverbot: What was?
Me: Never mind. You are not smart enough to understand.
Cleverbot: You are not smart enough to spell 'believe' correctly.
Me: I don't remeber writting 'believe'. Do you?
Cleverbot: No, not needed at my end!
Me: I like one girl. What shoud I do?
Cleverbot: You should have money.
Me: I know, but I don't have much.
Cleverbot: But I don't understand that. Time shouldn't mean all that much to you.
Me: You said genious thing up there but now your 'intelligence' fails a lot.
Cleverbot: You're unbelievable.
Me: Thank you.
Cleverbot: I'm going to leave for a little while.
Me: O.k bye for now.
Cleverbot: Hey, I just got here!
Me: Dude, you are fast!
Cleverbot: Thank you.
Me: But I have to go. It was nice to talk with you.
Cleverbot: Thank you.

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