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за това говоря

Stranger: hi
You: YOU'RE GONNA GET RAPED
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В момента се опитвам да убедя един идиот, че съм китаец.

You: hi
Stranger: oi
You: oi oi oi
You: you british eh ?
Stranger: tudo bem?
You: can't get you mate
You: speak english
Stranger: no
Stranger: speak portuguese?
You: no.
Stranger: ok
You: speak bulgarian ?
Stranger: no
You: speak dutch ?
Stranger: no
You: speak german ?
Stranger: speak espanhol
You: no
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Stranger: can you fuck me? ;o
You: sure
You: are a grrr
Stranger: PANTS OFF
You: DICK ON

Stranger: Cookie?
You: COOKIE MONSTER
You: LOVE COOKIES
Stranger: 8D
You: NOM NOM NOM
You: do u like turtles ?
Stranger: Yup, and you?
You: naah i prefer rats
Stranger: Do you like buttsex?
You: yeah baby yeah
Stranger: D:

Stranger: hey
You: yo
Stranger: life?
Stranger: asl
Stranger: aslaslaslasl
You: 19/male/RAQ
Stranger: soilder boy?
You: what solder boy ?
You: no
Stranger: as in in ze war
Stranger: raq?
Stranger: iraq
You: republic of actuqtuqtuengo
Stranger: yeah

You: i was rapped by a two man
Stranger: Tell me
You: well i was in a little street and 2 man comes and raped me
You: it was
You: awesomeeee
You:
Stranger: THATS FUCKING GREATT
You: yeah and they give me some ganja after that
Stranger: Hahahahha

кажете бе хора откъде ги изнамирате тия неща

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You: hi
Stranger: Evening.
Stranger: How are things?
You: great
You: i thought of rick rolling you
Stranger: That is why you fail.
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:D:D

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i have cancer =(
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You: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: 17/f/ uk
Stranger: u
You: 17/m/bg
Stranger: bg?
You: bg stands for bulgaria
Stranger: oh
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You: hi
Stranger: hiho
You: hihoha
Stranger: hehu
You: hehihihe
Stranger: hohohaosdhfosidfj
You: hahahuhahidkjsadhgfukjdsahfkljsa
Stranger: oooh
Stranger: you win
Stranger: im a loser
Stranger:
You: yep
You: u suck
You: my next move would have been hrandomshit
Stranger: you are a bad person
Stranger: i will go to ther corner of my room
You: yeah, do that little emo... and in that time I'll eat some little kitties
Stranger: fucking emor
Stranger: emo
Stranger: u will die for say this
You: yeah, but kitty-eating emo!
Stranger: no
Stranger: im a fuckinglittleturtles
Stranger:
You: beware of their parrents
You: the turtles are known for their raping-protecting habbits
Stranger: oooh
Stranger: difficult words
Stranger:
Stranger: what is raping?
You: the world would have been so much better if we had just tic and tac in the language
Stranger: no
Stranger: the better is that all body speak different cultures and allbody learn a unic lenguage
You: raping is... um... forcefully... fucking... someone... without them wanting it... or some shit like that, I'm not sure anymore
You: yeah but then the people would start building towers and god gets mad and bad shit happens
You: but I like towers
You: i love my tower!
Stranger: is difficult for me write in english
Stranger: xD
Stranger: i dont like towers
Stranger: only turtles
You: when the shit rain starts I can climb on my tower and watch everybody else get hit by falling shit comets
You: turtles are cool
You: turtles like... pizza?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: 4 cheese
You: I really dunno about that
You: my brain just got sucked out through my nose
Stranger: i have a cat called guantes
Stranger: you like guantes?
Stranger: shut up
Stranger: why?
Stranger: SHUT UP
Stranger: plz, dont squirt me
Stranger: SHUT UP AND SUCK
Stranger: plzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Stranger: plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Stranger: hou hou hoy
Stranger: im santaclaus
Stranger: beeee
Stranger: dice la oveja
Stranger: ooh noes
You: I like guantes
You: I think
You: dunno
You: btw why do I have to shut up while sucking
You: it is always more fun to talk
Stranger: ooooh
Stranger: caboon
Stranger: LHC
Stranger: NOOOOOO
Stranger: WE WILL DIE
You: no, we aren't going to die, we will just go to another level of existence
Stranger: YES
Stranger: other level
Stranger: mmm
Stranger: only sex
Stranger: with turtles
You: and pizza
You: I always wanted to have sex with pizza
You: and a turtle
You: while watching scooby do
Stranger: a pizza with form of turlte
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: fucking yeah
Stranger: scooby do?
Stranger: noo
Stranger: :_(
Stranger: mi dog
Stranger: my dog
Stranger: my dog
Stranger: :_(
Stranger: is dead
You: sorry about that... but now he is doing sex with turtles
Stranger: :_)
Stranger: you recomfort me
Stranger: you are my best friend
You: best friends always recomfort their friends with the idea of their dead dog fucking a turtle
Stranger: oh my god
Stranger: in other conversation
Stranger: im writing myself
Stranger: xDDDDD
Stranger: impossible!
You: yeah, it is always good to find someone that is able to write about these kind of stuff...
Stranger: xD
You: I think I'll go to a pet store tomorow and buy a turtle
You: and a turtle strap on
Stranger: shut up, im fascinate with my other conversation with myself
You: I can hear the voices!
Stranger: good voices
You: pretty voices
You: they have pizza
You: the refrigirator is talking to me
Stranger: pizza
Stranger: cuál es tu peferida?
You: ?
Stranger: your favorite pizza
You: dunno really... hawai... perhaps... the one with the pineapple
Stranger: ...
Stranger: pineapple suck
You: yeah, but it sucks gooood!
Stranger: zzZZzz
You: well it can suck while snoring too


Stranger: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi, random stranger, are you going to rape me?
Stranger: Probably not, but who can tell?
You: my mom says that random strangers will rape me
You: and give me candy
You: I'm in for the candy
Stranger: In that order?
Stranger: Wouldn't it work better the other way around?
You: well, the good stuff comes first but candy is always the best desert
Stranger: Candy?
Stranger: Or "candy"?
You: they ruin the meal
You: dunno
Stranger: Funstuff
Stranger: Dinner is importanr
You: that is why first you eat your rape and then your candy
Stranger: Right
Stranger: Can't ruin the rape, can we?
You: there is just no way!
Stranger: You'd make a good kindgerdargen teacher
You: kids are important
You: I love kids
Stranger: "love"
Stranger: /air quotes
Stranger: So..
Stranger: How's life?
You: it is going little by little
You: but always forgets to close the door
Stranger: Life's lazy sometimes
You: yeah
Stranger: Yeah
You: so where r u from?
Stranger: USA, you?
You: far far away
Stranger: How far?
You: about... well, dunno really, very far
You: like ancient greece far or something
Stranger: Ah, the mysterious stranger type
You: nah
You: just "I don't wanna scare you" type of stranger
Stranger: Ah
Stranger: Ooh
You: it is creepy in here
Stranger: Scare me
You: bulgaria(a lighting strikes and kills a... something)
Stranger: Not that far, is it?
Stranger: Europe and all
You: yea
You: the end of the world that is
Stranger: Not fond of it, huh?

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Stranger: hi there!
You: ei
You: whr from?
Stranger: finland
You: aa finland
You: cool
Stranger: and you? <:
You: MARS
Stranger: ah!
You: why havent heard of it
You: ???
Stranger: I used to live in mars
You: on the north pole or south pole
You: ???
Stranger: north pole. with the biker mice from mars
You: so there were your cousins?
You: a?
You: they were*
Stranger: aye
Stranger: yep
Stranger: well
You: oo cool
Stranger: yeah
You: they give u a ride
You: ?
Stranger: sure, lots of times
You: aham
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: with theyr bikes
Stranger: you perv
You: I - a perv
You: omg
You: ???
You: u said it
Stranger:
You: u thinked of it first
You: dont liue
You: lie
Stranger: :<
You: intersting how we havent meeted then
You: cause they were my
You: cousins too
Stranger: ah
Stranger: well
You: maybe
Stranger: I was the handsomeone in the family
Stranger: I didn't want to hang out with the likes of you
Stranger:
You: hmm i dont remeber handsome perv from back them
Stranger: im not a per
Stranger: v
You: lying again
You: !
Stranger: no im not :<
You: k

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i really need someone to talk to.
You: Speak.
Stranger: i'm only 13 years old and i'm pregant.
Stranger: my parents don't know.
You: Diana , is that you ?

Stranger: hello
You: Hello, sir.
Stranger: good evening mam
You: I am from the FBA, here to ask you a few questions.
Stranger: well go ahead =(
Stranger: i dont like to be questioned by the police
You: There has been a series of pedophile cybers here.
You: Have you encountered such?
You: Please cooperate or we will have to shut down this site.
You: Sir?
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: i really havent seen one
Stranger: cous im not a child
You: Do you happen, by any chance, to be one?
Stranger: cant tell you
Stranger: its a secret
You: Sir, please do not mess with me.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hola
You: hola homie
Stranger: whats gwarning
You: i'm into drugs.
Stranger: ah me too
Stranger: what shit you do?
You: shrooms/weed.
Stranger: standard bro
You: i kno brah
Stranger: where you from den?
You: harlem?
Stranger: whered that ?
You: in tha states brah
Stranger: ah cool
You: you a mexican?
Stranger: yeah
You: now that you bring it up, i could use some dish washing
You: interested?

readonly, с подкрепата на Encyclopedia Dramatica, /b/
(и в името на изконния сайбърсекс трол BloodNinja)
представя:

THE REVENGE OF SQUIDWOMAN

С уговорката, че TinyPic са мизерни ирански джебчии и трият картинките след половин час, затова картинката от линка, който давам в логовете можете да видите тук: http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Squidwoman1.jpg
(иначе бетер няма да е смешно)

Act I

Stranger: hellllllllllllooooooooooooooooooo
You: heey
You: how's it going ?
Stranger: great
Stranger: how was your day
You: oh, great day indeed
Stranger: why
Stranger: what did you do
You: i went to the gym and then to solarium to get some proper tan
You: i like to look good in the summer
Stranger: are you a guy?
Stranger: and you tan?
You: no, sweetheart, i am a lady
You: and tell you what
Stranger: well it scared me for a second there
Stranger: tell me what
You: that sweet massage i got after the gym and tan part
You: and that whole stranger thing in here
You: it.. kinda really gets me on
Stranger: youre creepy
You: oh, way to go with a lady
Stranger: i try
You: try what, not getting any for the rest of your life ?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: every day
Stranger: thats what my first thought is when i wake up
You: aah, poor soul
Stranger: i know i know
You: he appear feeble and miserable to the horny lady
Stranger: is it not like 1 or 2 in the morning in england
You: tell you what
You: let's play a game
Stranger: you are not a horny lady
Stranger: there are no women on the internet
Stranger: what game
You: and you might be a lesbian so what the fuck
You: listen to me
Stranger: what
You: where i live it's 3 AM
Stranger: it is 8 PM where I live
You: if you make a good guess where I live
You: i will send you pictures of my breasts
Stranger: you live in dover
You: dover that's.. pretty far from here
You: but i gotta admit, you really got me with that not getting any part
You: figured i'd show you some goods anyway
You: make you better, kiddo
You: here you ho
Stranger: sweet
You: http://i43.tinypic.com/2i9mngi.jpg
Stranger: i am not clicking that
You: your loss, sweety
Stranger: im not on my own computer
You: come on, don't you do anything improper in your life
Stranger: you are a creep
Stranger: goodbye

Act II

Stranger: hot
Stranger: MAAAAN
Stranger: GIIIRL
Stranger: WHATEVE
Stranger: r
Stranger: I WANNA FUC YOU
Stranger: SO HARD
You: wow aren't you horny
Stranger: OHYEAH
Stranger: no not rly
Stranger: ._.
You: really ? ._.
Stranger: yeah
You: that's too bad, dear
Stranger: ._.
You: tonight i'm so horny
Stranger: no
Stranger: .o.
Stranger: 'o'
Stranger: 'O'
Stranger: reallY?
You: this stranger think really gives me the tingles down there
You: thing
Stranger: oboyoboyoboy
You: i like you
You: you are upfront
Stranger: i like you to
Stranger: you are um
You: and i'm also a bit of a bitch
Stranger: o.O
Stranger: awesome
You: let's play a game
Stranger: yes
You: right now where I live it's 2:27 AM
You: if you guess where i'm from
You: i will send you pictures of my breasts
You: the full thing
Stranger: O_O
You: don't be shy, dear
You: take a dare
You: come ooonn
You: i'm really into this
Stranger: w8
Stranger: xD
Stranger: china?
Stranger: Minsk?
You: not really but hey, i like you
You: and minsk is like real close so what the fuck
You: here you go, champ
You: http://i43.tinypic.com/2i9mngi.jpg
Stranger: probably rickroll -.-
Stranger: xD
Stranger: lol
Stranger:
Stranger: xD
You: what's funny ?
Stranger: you have an octopus
Stranger: stuck
Stranger: in you ass
You: what ??
Stranger: you should go see a doctor
You: wait
You: let me see that picture i sent you
You: ..
You: OH FUCK
You: i'm so mistaken
You: well obviously i'm into some kinky shit
Stranger: yea
You: whatever floats your boat, right
Stranger: o.O
You: you give me a lot of surprised faces there
You: are you shy ?
Stranger: yes
You: i can tell
Stranger: good for you
You: i wish you luck in love
You: xoxoxoxox
Stranger: i wish you to
Stranger: xD
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Act III

Stranger: hey
You: Hi !
Stranger: how are you?
You: well
You: tonight i'm kinda horny
You: see
You: this whole stranger thing
You: turns out it really gets me on
You: hehe
You: are you a mis or a mister
Stranger: hahahahaha, you are crazy or somenthig?
You: i wish i was
Stranger: ooh i see
You: if i go see a doctor he'd tell me i'm perfectly healthy
You: so i'm stuck with who i am
You: hey
You: want to play a game ?
Stranger: HAHAH certainly!
Stranger: what game?
You: well
You: where i live now it's 3 AM
You: if you guess where I live
You: i will show you pictures of my breasts
Stranger: HAHAHA stupid
You: i wasn't kidding about the horny part
[03:04:09] Muhammad ibn Zakarīya Rāzi | 08.05 ;]: да еба педала

Act IV

Stranger: Hey. you a horny female?
You: wow
You: you're real upfront
You: i like that in a man
Stranger: thanks
You: i'm also a bit of a bitch, per say
You: let's play a game
Stranger: I like that in a woman.
You: where i am from, it is 2:21 AM
Stranger: sure
You: if you guess where I'm from
You: i will send you pictures of my bare chest
Stranger: Finland?
You: oh, I love Finland
You: but it isn't
You: but hey
You: you got me interested
You: and finland is close
Stranger: sweet
You: so what the fuck
You: http://i43.tinypic.com/2i9mngi.jpg
You: here you go, stranger
Stranger: wow, weird chest you got.
You: what's weird about it
You: let me have a look
You: OH SHIT
You: well
You: i'm into some kinky shit

Act V

You: hey
You: it's two am in here
Stranger: I got it from my mama
Stranger: or was it yours
Stranger: i forgot
You: if you guess where i'm from
You: i will show you my boobs
You: complete
Stranger: whoow
Stranger: thank god im a lesbian
You: it's ok i go with girls too
Stranger: checkedaisy
Stranger: two am
You: not sure you're right but
Stranger: means you're one hour ahead of me
You: you got me interested
Stranger: poland
You: just a little..
You: ok
You: http://i43.tinypic.com/2i9mngi.jpg
You: here it is
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Stranger: NW?
You: قناة عربية إخبارية تعمل على
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You: Hi
Stranger: Who are you?
You: I am your mother!
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Освен че са добри спелери(случея на реконекта) са и добри лъжци:


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You: hello jewish boy
Stranger: Why hello there.
You: are you jewish?
Stranger: Why would I want to be thrown in a oven, fuck no I'm not jewish.
You: thank god
Stranger: I'm gay though, so I'm still going to burn in hell.
You: jews suck balls
You: hey
You: what a coincidence
You: im gay too
You: we can burn in hell together
Stranger: How unfortunate for you, I'm a woman, sorry fag boy.
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