The only poem that my children will be forced to learn

[indigo]

A is for awk, which runs like a snail, and
B is for biff, which reads all your mail.
C is for cc, as hackers recall, while
D is for dd, the command that does all.
E is for emacs, which rebinds your keys, and
F is for fsck, which rebuilds your trees.
G is for grep, a clever detective, while
H is for halt, which may seem defective.
I is for indent, which rarely amuses, and
J is for join, which nobody uses.
K is for kill, which makes you the boss, while
L is for lex, which is missing from DOS.
M is for more, from which less was begot, and
N is for nice, which it really is not.
O is for od, which prints out things nice, while
P is for passwd, which reads in strings twice.
Q is for quota, a Berkeley-type fable, and
R is for ranlib, for sorting ar table.
S is for spell, which attempts to belittle, while
T is for true, which does very little.
U is for uniq, which is used after sort, and
V is for vi, which is hard to abort.
W is for whoami, which tells you your name, while
X is, well, X, of dubious fame.
Y is for yes, which makes an impression, and
Z is for zcat, which handles compression.


Mmm, this is delicious COPY-PASTA!
Caring is sharing.

[Liberty]

Това е стихотворенитео, което децата ми със сигурност няма да учат.

[phr34k]

Това е стихотворенитео, което децата ми със сигурност няма да учат.

Така е, децата трябва да се държат прости: така по-лесно поемат... члена.

[MetalGearRex]

Ти ли го измисли това? И всичкото шел-команди ли са?
Иначе аз лично не го намирам за особено интересно. А и живеем във времена на графичен интерфейс, така че може и да е излишно.

[ATALAX]

Ти ли го измисли това?

Mmm, this is delicious COPY-PASTA!

[Bagerist0]

Това е стихотворенитео, което децата ми със сигурност няма да учат.

Така е, децата трябва да се държат прости: така по-лесно поемат... члена.

Kaто те видя, Владко, ще ти изтърбуша зъбките с... члена!

п.с. Май съм некъв турбо прост за да не ме кефи "стихотворението"...

[phr34k]

Kaто те видя, Владко, ще ти изтърбуша зъбките с... члена!

Завистта е страшно нещо... Бог да те изцери от този смъртен грях, чадо!

[Dexter]

Станчо, Господ май е сбъркал ценна съставка в някакъв експеримент и ти си се пръкнал...

[Kompoth]

professor Utonium accidently added and extra ingredient to the concoction - chemical тъпанар

[Алминатора`]

A is for awk, which runs like a snail, and
B is for biff, which reads all your mail.
C is for cc, as hackers recall, while
D is for dd, the command that does all.
E is for emacs, which rebinds your keys, and
F is for fsck, which rebuilds your trees.
G is for grep, a clever detective, while
H is for halt, which may seem defective.
I is for indent, which rarely amuses, and
J is for join, which nobody uses.
K is for kill, which makes you the boss, while
L is for lex, which is missing from DOS.
M is for more, from which less was begot, and
N is for nice, which it really is not.
O is for od, which prints out things nice, while
P is for passwd, which reads in strings twice.
Q is for quota, a Berkeley-type fable, and
R is for ranlib, for sorting ar table.
S is for spell, which attempts to belittle, while
T is for true, which does very little.
U is for uniq, which is used after sort, and
V is for vi, which is hard to abort.
W is for whoami, which tells you your name, while
X is, well, X, of dubious fame.
Y is for yes, which makes an impression, and
Z is for zcat, which handles compression.


Mmm, this is delicious COPY-PASTA!
Caring is sharing.

get a life