This game is by far the most life changing experience I've had to date. Not only is it immersive and beautiful but, you will very often find yourself questioning the meaning of life. It cleans the grime not only from the streets but right out of your eyes so you can see the truth. It's a deep clean that can't be experienced in any other way. It has been a spiritual epiphany to say the least. I often find myself losing sleep over this game trying to clean deeper and deeper into the soul of my own being and understanding the universe of street cleaning. When the sequal comes out I plan on reserving copies for all of my relatives, my future wife and my unborn children. I want everyone close to me to experience the awe of street cleaning simulator. In fact, I think it should be a law that everyone spend 100 hours or more on street cleaner simulator before they are accepted as a US citizen. We would rise to the top and become the greatest country(without a crap ton of debt) in the world.

Once in a millennium, if humanity is lucky, a force makes itself known that elevates the human condition to a degree which we call transcendent. It goes beyond everything we know to be true, to reveal brilliant new truths. Some cannot comprehend, and must look away (Gamespot) while those who are open to nascent genius are purged of the darkness of ignorance and are elevated to lofty states of affective, cognitive and volitional consciousness far above those of mere mortals, yea, to touch the very face of God.

Street Cleaning Simulator is one such epiphanic force. One does not merely remove virtual dirt from virtual streets in this game. No, one breaks down the fourth wall and becomes part of the game itself. People walking the filthy streets disappear as you draw near - sucked whole into the street itself. You, the Street Cleaner, are not merely cleaning the road, you are also cleansing the very souls of these people. Allowing them to become one with the streets, and as my truck ran them over, to pass through the digital realm into this life. I could hear them, expressing their eternal gratitude to me as they were reborn into our world.

Vehicles become one with buildings. They fly into the air in exuberent joy as they connect. Colors change of their own volition. We can only hope Excalibur Publishing will deign to develop expansions such as Sand-Blasting Simulator, Floor Mopping Simulator and Paint Drying Simulator to allow us to free these benighted digital souls as well.

I will never play another video game again. They have all been cheapened in my estimation, to be nothing more than frivolous wastes of precious time. I am compelled to "play" this masterpiece in every waking minute, to the disdain of every artifice of "responsibility" that used to concern me in my former, so called, life. I pause only to write this review, so the rest of humanity might also know my joy.

Never before a divine item ascended upon earth, blessing all of life with it's holy aura. My eye's have been defogged of evil and I now have a new life goal of being a Street Cleaner.

Street Cleaners are true heroes, feeding the hungry, curing the sick, bringing justice to the unjust and yes, all of that while cleaning dirt off the streets.

There is hope for this suffering world, that hope is through Street Cleaning Simulator. This game defines faith, culture and art, it opens to door of the gate of truth and banishes evil delved deep, locked in the soul.

Street Cleaning Simulator's music is an ocean wave, calmly smoothing the mind and heart. The musical orchestra beautifully syncs with the story, characters and gameplay. The songs are not for the game, they are for your soul.

It's gameplay reflects on my past, turning left and right reminds me of choices I've made. Turing left took me to victory, turning right had a random person try to crash into me and kill me. The mountain of choices this game offers is phenomenal, like I can choose the paths I never got to before. I can go though my entire life and experience every path I missed, now I can life with absolutely no regrets.

The story of a Street Cleaner Sim is a story of love, sacrifice, heroism, bravery, honor, integrity, community, strength, perseverance, self-control, knowledge and fun. Street Cleaning Simulator story is one we all can learn from and should be implemented in schools everywhere. This story can change the world, thus making a peaceful diverse paradise. The corruption from humans and animals will forever be a faint memory. Hatred itself will be purged, humans will no longer be aggressive to one another. Predator and prey will be friends and solve hungry without devouring one another. Plants will no longer die to the murderous weather.

This game is the essence perfection.