WHY THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD??? (metal bands version)
Rhapsody: To slay the mighty, great and glorious dragon which honorably bears the unholy symbol of the five flaming crossed swords!
Hammerfall: To come to the home of the brave!
My Dying Bride: To die alone and embrace the unescapable cold embrace of death on a cold, dark, misty autumn night… It’s bloodied body is what I cling to…
Iron Maiden: It was afraid of the dark.
Sinergy: It went to the fourth world!
W.A.S.P. : To fuck something.
Manowar: TO FIGHT SIDE BY SIDE WITH THOR’S MIGHTY MINIONS!!! To rock, drink and fuck… AND BE METALLLLLLLLLLL! If the chicken is not into metal, it is NOT MY FRIEND!
Type O Negative: …
Sentenced: To end its misery.
Lost Horizon: TO ENTER THE KINGDOM OF WILL AND FREE ITSELF FROM ALL CHAINS OF FATE!!!
Satan Panonski: JER JE BILA BLUDNAAAAAAAAAAA I TREBA TRPITI!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Burzum: To KILL THE JEWS!!!
Slayer: TO REFUSE THIS FUCKING RACE, REJECT GOD AND BE BAPTIZED IN BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!
(ubaci ime power metal benda): To fly on the wings of destiny!
Korn: To get away from abusive parents.
Children of Bodom: Cuz it got more painful every time it dies…
Annihilator: Chicken isn’t it frightening, chicken aren’t you scarred…?
Korpiklaani: To drink, fight and dance till the morning!
Yngwie: TO UNLEASH THE FOKKIN’ FURY!!!!
Vintersorg: To go TO THE MOUNTAINS
Ozzy: Chicken gather in their masses… just like witches at black masses…
Metallica: To sue the other chicken for crossing his road!
Cradle of Filth: RAAAAA RAAAAAAA GROOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU GREEEEEEEEEEEE CHICKEEEEEEEEEEEEEN GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Amon Amarth: TO RIDE FOR VENGEANCE, FIGHT FOR HONOUR, GLORY, DIE IN FIRE!
Stratovarius: To hunt high & low!
Sonata Arctica: Chicken, my darling, i’m writing to you, tell me that you still love me, whore…
Helloween: To be friends with the other chicken! WEEEEE! Chicken don’t come easy!
Running wild: ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Misfits: TO RAPE YOUR MOTHER AND KILL YOUR BABY TODAY YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Judas Priest: Wings of steel this chicken, deadly nose this chichken yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Evergrey: It went in search of truth
Kalmah: It went TO THE SWAMP!
Saxon: WAS IT WEARIN’ DENIM, WEARIN’ LEATHER?
Nevermore: Nevermore to lay an egg, the egg collector sang, and it won’t be feeling hollow for so long..
Madder Mortem: Because that is where forever opens, that is where it falls apart…
System Of A Down: For selfrighteous suicide
Cannibal Corpse: To be slayed, butchered, fucked, raped, strangled, for me to feast on its intestines!
Symphony X: To unleash the fuyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!
Dream Theater: To look another way and not find it there.
Phatasmagoria: Jer nekoliko prelazaka nije vecnost, probudi se…
Susperia: to enter HOME SWEET HELL!
Immortal: To enter the necrotic frostbitten gates of Blashyrkh… Mighty grim Ravendark…
Impaled Northern Moonforest: “aagrwwwaehrdfshgrwwwwaeeeeeeerwwwwwweraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanhraghthsaghttCghteeeeeHerrrrraaaaaaaaaIIIIIIIICKEEEEEEEEEgrawarereraNNNNNNNNNNNNNN”
Anal Cunt: Chicken’s mom is gay.
Hatebreed: to FACE WHAT CONSUMES IT!!!!!
Temnozor: By fires and murder, the yellow chicken roars…
Bal-Sagoth: To enter the cosmic power in it’s vast void of empty nothingness and swoosh within the astral forces of the northern something.. BLODU OK JARNA!
HIM: To drink the blood and be killed by its love…
Limp Bizkit: Welcome to da country, punk, take a look around, it’s chicken fuckin’ up ya town… CHICKEN IS ACROSS DA STREET Y’ALL!
Andromeda: Chicken = 2 Chicken
Bruce Dickinson: He didn’t want to be in a band with an italian drummer. TO THROW ITSELF INTO THE SEA!
Mayhem: To worship satan!
Arch Enemy: It needs your flesh…
Gamma Ray: YOU-EVIL-FARMERS! YOU’LL NEVER TAKE CONTROL! YOU CAN TAKE IT’S LAID EGGS, BUT YOU CAN’T BREAK ITS SOUL! ONE DAY IT SHALL BE FREE!
Joe Satriani: “tiruli triruliliruliiiiiiiiiiiiii ChchchchchchtrilululilialuariaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA eeeeeeeeeeauauauauaua *solo*”
Dimmu Borgir: Chicken is war, chicken is pain, chicken is all you’ve ever slain, he is tears in your eyes, he’s the bringer of the blight…
Cruachan: It’s on the rocky road to Dublin!
Impaled Nazarene: Chicken has crossed the via dolorosa with zero tolerance. The absence of eggs does not mean peace!
Grave Digger: Chickenheart! almighty king, freedom it’ll bring! *bagpipes* *krijeeesht*
Pantera: To cross the cemetary gates…
Queen: The chicken must go on! Fat bottomed chicken make the rockin’ world go round!
Led Zeppelin: To be a rock and not to roll…
Sirenia: It was at sixes and sevens.
Blind Guardian: ACROSS THE STREET IT WILL BELIEVE (back vokal: ACROSS THE STREET IT WILL BE FREE!)
Nargaroth: CHICKEN IST KRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG!
Venom: Chicken is in league with Satan!
King Diamond: Oh poor little chicken, it doesn’t know what it got itself into… HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEHEHEHEHehehehehehehahahaha!!!
Turbonegro: Chicken’s got erection.
Nokturnal Mortum: IN THE NAME OF ARYAN PRIDE!
Iced Earth: Saviour to his own, chicken to some, chickenkind falls, something wicked comes!
Demons & Wizards: He went to fiddle on the green.
Undercode: To raise his wings, cuz he knows who he is!
Finntroll: Han for ivg med sina trollvnner fr att slakta nagra kristna!!
