Заглавие: Michael Jackson...
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What do Michael Jackson and Father Christmas have in common?
They both walk into a room full of children and come out with their sacks empty.
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What do Michael Jackson and a PlayStation have in common?
They are both made of plastic and get turned on when little boys touch them.
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How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Michael Jackson only screws little boys.
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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One's white, made from plastic, and harmful to children, the other you carry your groceries in.
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What do Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?
They both stick 40 year old meat between 5 year old buns.
Събудете се бе, отказвам да повярвам, че всички сте легнали пияни и преяли. Искам някакъв признак на живот (спам най-вероятно...) веднага!